If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Can an atheist get insurance against "acts of God"?
If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do we wash bath towels; aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
If flying is so safe, why is an airport called a "terminal"?
Is there another word for "synonym"?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
Why is a building called a "building"? Once it's done, shouldn't it be called a "built"?
Why are they called "apartments" when they're stuck together?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a "shipment"; but when you transport something by ship, it's called "cargo"?
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Why is there an "s" in "lisp"?
If there were no sponges, how deep would the ocean be?
Why is the person who invests all your money called a "broker"?
If winners never quit and quitters never win, who came up with "quit while you're ahead"?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is the word "panties" plural, but the word "bra" singular?
Why does bottled water have an expiration date?
If a person who plays a piano is called a "pianist", why isn't a person who drives a racecar not called a "racist"?