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Who will fill in?

@bammonty • 78d

The third brother will come out of the darkness and shame into the light

@quinnvortex • 82d

Sonic the Hedgehog, and no one can argue that he isn't the perfect fit for that role

@dan • 87d

There's only one man who can get that level of revenge

@veranza • 172d

Team up Peach with Zelda. Let's go.

@raddad • 211d

Would say yoshi will

@kelseyb • 268d

Toad

@damnravi • 286d

I think Donkey Kong would!

@themadbombchu • 340d

No one will ever know it’s not Mario until it’s too late. Plus he’s already wearing red.

@jaimecitoamor • 340d

It’s his time

@blockmamba • 340d

Bowser. He will save her from himself.

@darthsmeagol • 341d

How has no one picked Banjo and Kazooie yet?! Apart from Mario, they are easily the greatest platformer icons! And they have a much more varied move-set that should make quick work of Bowser! And t...more

@joob • 341d

It’s Peach, she’ll stand up for herself, no rescue necessary

@whitethunder • 341d

I think it's time for toejam and earl to shine!

@seth • 341d

Shy Guy. He never talks to Peach, just mumbles to himself and doesn't make eye-contact while saving her.

@dadalorian • 341d

Easy...Peach. My wife plays as Peach and actually is one badass Mario game player.

@booshgadoosh • 341d

Toad is an absolute gangster. He’s got this.

@liljediray • 341d

Princess Daisy

@nanner • 341d

Sonic

@malfurious • 341d

Sweetooth from twisted metal Hear me out. After years of dealing missiles, bullets, and IBS. He wants a clean start and is really good at clearing things out

@c3dr4c • 341d

2023 so she don't need no man... I'm gonna go with princess daisy, saving her.

@nono • 341d

Toad because he is super loyal to Peach

@fl3rk3n • 341d

Ash Ketchum him and his Pokémon would absolutely protect her from bowser and maybe ash would get somewhat of a love life

@nasko0406 • 341d

I am going with the wife on this one. Bowser looks like a Pokemon.

@anaskhole • 341d

I think a Pokemon will take care of it since Bowser looks like one himself and could be in Pokemon himself.

@cknbromein • 341d

Agent 3 would be fantastic for the job! Already works through kettle maps in different stages to defeat bosses and save the day! Agent 3 would make sure Princess Peach is safe every time!

@evolvixon • 341d

Princess Peach gets it together and starts saving herself!

@hrlwesty • 341d

Whichever of Mario’s relatives the carpenter jumpman was. Some say his dad? Some say it IS Mario who faked his own death and changed his identity for the insurance money. Only time will tell. Ma...more

@ohmyfavourite • 341d

Peach becomes a strong independent woman and saves herself and/or doesn't get abducted in the first place

@trashdoc16 • 341d

Krystal from Star Fox Adventures never gets any love, she'd just beat all the Goomba, koopas, and Bowser with her staff.

@codydavis • 341d

The dog off of Duck Hunt. Don't even have to change the NES cartridge! He will sniff out which castle she is in the first time.

@mikboy018 • 341d

The Great Giana Sisters... After all, it is a clone...

@mase • 341d

Diddy Kong!!! Then once he's done saving the mushroom kingdom, he's going to revamp/retool Kart(which is already great).

@travg • 341d

Toad. You've been on enough adventures. Time for your call up to the big leagues!

@elblanconino • 341d

Ok, yeah... I don't have anything here that hasn't already been said. I'd normally say Link but for the purposes of something that hasn't been posted already (that I could see), going with Q*Bert lol

@infocynic • 341d

It's going to be a very short campaign when Samus comes in power beam and missiles blazing. Afterwards, she offers to teach Peach self defense classes.

@ohtwotwo • 341d

There's only one answer & that's the (soon to be) koopaling beating, shroom eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, come to raise hell & check Bowser into the Smackdown Hotel, the Mushroom Kingdom's C...more

@dosandres • 341d

My Tarnished character from Elden Ring. I would make sure he wears his Mushroom Armor Set so he fits in. Let just hope he didn't choose the Lord of Frenzied Flame ending through.

@legodad • 341d

I agree with @thunder this seems like a good mission for the boys of NYC

@buddhastank • 341d

Snake would save the princess without alerting any Koopas or Bowser. He is that good.

@codyb • 341d

Princess Daisy

@rey • 341d

You think our lord and savior Sakurai isn't prepared? Of course the other platformer who gains abilities by eating.

@calli • 341d

Luigi's Angels.

@buster • 341d

I'd say Link. He's already an expert at saving princesses, but in order to not repeat any answers I'll say. CRASH Bandicoot. He's already a boss at platforming and his goofy and atmospheric charm woul...more

@ianr • 341d

I think the Blue Blur could do some damage here. Might not be experienced in saving a princess, but he does know how to run, jump, and save a place from falling apart at the hands of a villain. Close ...more

@laughatbrian • 341d

Some of these Daily's are too easy.

@jpegmario • 341d

Toad for sure I feel like, right?

@saturnrogue • 341d

Anti-Hero: Wario. I just think he would take the spot.

@jackalope • 341d

I could just see Tony Hawk grinding some goombas!

@jklein8383 • 341d

Larry's time to shine

@teets • 341d

Run & Gun has prepared them for this moment!

@donttouchmygrippers0 • 341d

Link. Link is a good fighter and probably will do plumbing because he will do any quest you give him on any game unless you don’t complete them all and he’s skilled with a sword so he must be skil...more

@mariomaestro • 341d

Time to man up, little shroom head. He’s taken part before and now the show is his.

@bitzdad • 341d

Default answer engage. Any chance to get the blue bomber involved in anything is great

@friz • 341d

Already familiar with the situation. He'd step in in a pinch!

@thunder • 341d

Obviously!! It’s only fitting that another duo from New York take over. They already have experience fighting a giant reptile also, so Bowser would be a walk in the park!

@enderphoenix • 341d

The Hunter from Monster Hunter. Not only will he save the Princess, but he's also making a new hat outta Bowsers hide.

@rusty6713 • 341d

Kratos. He will make short work of the koopa kingdom and it’s king to make sure this won’t happen again. He’ll also set an example of what happens when you kidnap princesses in the kingdom.

@dennis • 341d

I think Donkey Kong needs a chance to save the princess. I don’t see goombas or koopa troopas being an issue for DK.

@zonkedwheat9999 • 341d

Link fo’ sure

@funkstylee • 341d

Sonic has taken a beating here recently, so he definitely needs a gig… seems like the Blue Blur knows his way around a pipe!

@castorgarden • 341d

cue in the orchestral soundtrack...

@jedijohann • 341d

I think it's Jelly Boy's time to step onto the main stage.

@wiifu • 341d

The one who knows alittle about saving princesses. With his master sword in hand those enemies that walk the mushroom kingdom will stand no chance at stopping link from saving peach.