Related Quests
I thought you said "Fun-dead"
In Final Fantasy 1, get the Rod from Sarda/Sadda (name depends on version).

Find the TNT that was definitely improperly stored in the closet, hand over the high explosives to a random dwarf you've just met, find a new town (cry at the magic prices AND the spells you can't have yet), beat up an Edward cosplayer (BYO fan theories about Edward from FFIV = Edward from Twilight), feed a Ruby to a Titan, and visit an old man who gives you a crowbar because somehow none of the weapons you're carrying could pry a stone plate off the floor.

Good news, we're running out of fetch quests. Bad news, I said running out, not actually out.
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