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Favorite Mario Kart 8 Item

Bullet Bill

@aarbear • 58d

Makes you go fast and you don’t even have to steer!

Crazy 8

@raddad • 67d

Just fun to spam all of them at once and let an unfortunate soul in front or behind me taste all of these weapons

Triple Green Shell

@friz • 169d

Three chances at a snipe!

Bullet Bill

@travg • 212d

AI for the win! Put the controller down, have a sip of the PED... it's all there, the total package.

Bob-omb

@malfurious • 215d

Nothing causes havoc like a first box bomb.

Banana

@nono • 215d

This may seem weird, but I always get bombarded by red shells so the banana is a perfect stopper to that and I love it 🥰

Blue Shell

@justsayingsoican • 222d

Blue shell!

Mushroom

@ianr • 244d

Seems like its an underrated pick, but give me a single mushroom and I can get from the middle of the pack back into the lead with ease

Triple Red Shell

@dennis • 251d

Defense and offense and there’s three of them…love it.

Bullet Bill

@uxorcist • 259d

Zoom zoom.

Star

@calli • 264d

Speed boost and invincibility. Great combo.

Triple Banana

@mcitaly • 265d

I drop them perfectly, much to the chagrin of my oldest child. MWAHAHAHA

Piranha Plant

@funkstylee • 265d

Just to be a contrarian AND it is pretty comical when a teammate gets one of these in Gangs and tries to avoid everyone as they scatter!

Triple Red Shell

@evolvixon • 266d

I need these just in case!

Crazy 8

@fl3rk3n • 266d

It's literally like almost every item combined.

Golden Mushroom

@legodad • 294d

It’s a life saver

Star

@damnravi • 294d

I like the star music :)

Bullet Bill

@jklein8383 • 307d

Hard to explain, it's fun being bullet bill

Bullet Bill

@badintel • 318d

Gotta go fast

Triple Red Shell

@bammonty • 425d

I just love getting these in any situation

Lightning

@gongshowdad • 449d

I feel like it’s the only item that gives you a chance to catch up

Star

@sdnassiff • 453d

too good to be invincible

Triple Red Shell

@madharryrackham • 479d

Hard to argue with the versatility here!

Bullet Bill

@mariomaestro • 572d

nothing can get you back into the race quite like Bill

Bullet Bill

@laughatbrian • 582d

Hardly ever get it but oh what a treat when you do!

Triple Red Shell

@blockmamba • 584d

There is nothing better than being behind @bayesic with three of these bad boys. I’ve learned a lot of new words listening to him in those situations.

Triple Red Shell

@froggy • 588d

When you get these in 3rd or 4th on the last lap and just start shooting them perfectly spaced. Mmmmmmm.

Triple Red Shell

@joob • 591d

Great attack and defense, the best item to nail the person in front of you with. And protects you from behind without expiring like the star.

Boomerang Flower

@teets • 591d

#slanginrangs

Boomerang Flower

@dan • 593d

A versatile weapon and throw #3 can really mess with people when you do it right.

Boomerang Flower

@cknbromein • 593d

Slangin Rangs with the bois is always fun, bumpin bananas is a close second

Triple Mushroom

@whitethunder • 593d

It's pretty neat

Triple Red Shell

@geodad • 594d

Sorry not sorry to whoever is in front of me

Triple Red Shell

@buddhastank • 594d

I'll take trip reds

Boomerang Flower

@codyb • 594d

I feel like an underrated offensive and defensive item.

Super Horn

@16bitjrpgnpc • 595d

This should be unanimous. The horn stops blue turtle shells, red turtle shells and knocks the crap out of other racers. If you’re constantly in the lead this is the perfect item.

Crazy 8

@trashdoc16 • 595d

I mean.... c'mon

Bullet Bill

@rusty6713 • 595d

As I am usually mid-to-back of the pack, this is my favorite item.

Bob-omb

@tootslaroo • 595d

Although I'm not the best at using them, I love a well thrown or well placed Bob-omb!

Star

@alden • 595d

Speed and immunity and gtfo of my way lol

Triple Banana

@bitzdad • 595d

Getting some defense and three chances to nanner snipe someone. There is truly nothing more satisfying

Triple Red Shell

@darthsmeagol • 595d

I have to give this one the slight edge as it's great for both offence and defense. Bullet Bill is a lot of fun; apart from the fact that you have to be losing to get it.

Green Shell

@jpegmario • 215d

It can protect you, but also if you throw a green at someone dragging a red properly you can take them out

Bob-omb

@ohtwotwo • 595d

I do love getting shrooms to attack shortcuts, but throwing a bomb forward & watching it bounce then blow up in someone's face is *chefs kiss*. Randomly dropping on a bridge or in a tunnel where the b...more

Triple Green Shell

@nanner • 595d

Red shell is fun and all, but that sweet satisfaction you get when you snipe someone with a green shell is undeniable.

Red Shell

@dosandres • 595d

Pre watching @bayesic says bullet or star. Post watching Bayesic: offense wins games; defense wins championships. Red does both. I think…..I’ve never wins a Mario Kart Championship.