Bromigo Bromein
Threat Level Midnight
@cknbromein
Your favorite subpar 90s cranking, splat splooshin’, blue shell aficionado! Memer by weekday and streamer by weekend; trying to keep you as minimally entertained as possible!
405 achievements
Group Health Plan
Restore 150 health for 4 allies without dying as Mercy in Quick or Competitive Play.
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Can't Touch This
Prevent the attacking team from touching the payload for 1 minute in Quick or Competitive Play.
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Bloodbath
Survive a blood moon, a nocturnal event where the rivers run red and monsters swarm aplenty.
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Your Heresy Will Stay Your Feet
Halo: Reach: Kill the Elite Zealot before he can escape during Tip of the Spear.
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Two Corpses In One Grave
Halo: Reach: Kill 2 vehicles at once with the Target Locator during ONI: Sword Base.
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Coming On Strong
Score or Assist a combined 30 goals or assists in Casual or Competitive Online matches
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Magellan
Prove that the world is round by uncovering a connected loop of tiles around the circumference of the world.
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High Five
Complete a perfect delivery (no damage, no fines, in-time) for a job that is at least 600 miles
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Careerist
Complete 5 jobs in a row - in-time, without taking any damage to cargo and without using autoparking
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Job Is Only Worth It If It's Done Well!
Complete a perfect delivery (no damage, no fines, in-time) for a job that is at least 1,000 km
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Aquaphobia
Travel across the Øresund Bridge between København and Malmö (requires Scandinavia DLC)
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Welcome to Calderis
Complete "Stand With Your Brothers" and "Retake the Hamlet" in Dawn of War II.
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Gravity is a Bitch!
Kill 30 enemies by using the grappling hook and making them fall to their death.
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First Deathmatch
Deathmatch is a competition of fast decisions and instant action. It will hone your skills at pitched battle.
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Creation of your first Wonder of the World
You have constructed a wonder - a shining pinnacle of achievement for your civilization. It is a beacon of hope to people everywhere, and if defended - a legacy of that achievement to stand the test of time.
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Five Wonders
Few leaders can master both the economy needed to construct a wonder, let alone build a strong military or alliances to defend it. As a veteran of Five Wonders you have demonstrated those skills.
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Commander
You have killed over 500 units in a single session - your fame will spread from this point onward.
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First Random Map
When you are ready to take on the unexpected you are ready to take on the world. The Random map challenge is for any who are ready for attack or defense by land or sea and to defend against those who would threaten your empire. Fight on!
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You were the Most Valuable Player!
You have earned your first MVP award. The Most Valuable Player in an Age of Empires II battle has the highest total buildings razed and enemy units killed on the team. Aggressive attacks and thorough elimination of enemy buildings will increase your chances of earning additional MVPs. Congratulations!
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Mysterious Foes
You have faced the unknown! Playing against random opponents will expose you to a world’s worth of variety of units, tactics, and technologies. Study their strengths and weaknesses to become a great leader.
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Just a flesh wound
Sometimes to win battles you have to make hard choices and sacrifices. In this battle you lost 25 units to combat with the enemy. Sometimes an outdated unit can get a needed boost of speed or armor with the right technology. Get used to watching the alerts on your mini-map as well - a second attack is easy to miss once you are defending the first one. Use this tactic to your advantage as well.
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And yet, I lived
Over one hundred of your units were lost in this battle - even with such great losses, if they were well used against the enemy you did the right thing. Get used to studying the battle stats after each match with an opponent - did you have the right complementary mix of units? Did you make your enemy pay for every one of your losses? Every unit sacrificed is an opportunity to learn about your opponent.
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Massacre
Two hundred of your units were lost in this conflict. Sadly, not every battle can be a sweeping victory where everyone returns to the feast table to boast of their skill. Sometimes, being a good general is about knowing when to throw everything against the enemy without reservation or hesitation. Today you know how that feels.
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Wololo - Enemy Unit Converted
Civilizations can be conquered with ideas as surely as with armaments. You can celebrate your success this battle in converting enemy units.
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First Castle Constructed
The Castle was the premiere fortification of the Medieval period. Your legacy in the future is assured.
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Cirque de Zoya
Using grapple, swing around an object and reattach grapple again without touching any surface
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No Rest For the Wary
Knife an enemy without him ever knowing you were there in Single Player or Special Ops.
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Ten plus foot-mobiles
Kill at least 10 enemies with one Predator missile in Single Player or Special Ops.
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