BadIntel
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@badintel
I was the Dadmin for The Dad Gaming. Now that that's no more, I'm somewhat passively helping with Pixel Perfect Parenting, but IRL I parent two crazy little girls, and dispatch security at our local hospital 😄
536 achievements
Peeker's Disadvantage
"Back Smack" an enemy who is zoomed in with a scoped weapon in a matchmade game.
12
Control Freak
Assist in capturing all zones that lead to a score in a matchmade Total Control game.
9
The most feared
Reach the podium in a total of 50 Quick Races (not unlockable in Split Screen mode).
1
What time is the test?
Win a Quick Race on any track in the College Campus (not unlockable in Split Screen mode).
2
Awesome view!
Win a Quick Race on any track in the Skyscraper (not unlockable in Split Screen mode).
2
Will you park it for me?
Win a Quick Race on any track in the Garage (not unlockable in Split Screen mode).
2
Welcome to the Basement
Win a Quick Race on any track in the Basement (not unlockable in Split Screen mode).
2
Go beyond limits
Win a Quick Race on any track in the Skatepark (not unlockable in Split Screen mode).
2
Consistent Performance
Successfully complete three Hazard Level 3 missions from start to finish in a row.
5
Bring Your A-Game
Successfully complete a Hazard Level 3 mission from start to finish where no dwarf goes down and without ordering a resupply.
3
Mastering The Basics
Why don't you try finishing up the tutorial? You might've mastered the first step, but nailing down the fundamentals is what's important.
2
Bone-Cronch
A skeleton cronches through thick yellow peel. Attack it and kill it before it can heal!
3
A Titanic Ensemble
A pirate may choose to go down with their ship. A musical send-off concludes their sad trip!
2
I'm On A Whole New Adventure
So many voyages, but which one to do? Stow yours and vote for one placed by your crew.
4
I Wanna Be A Pirate!
A Company's pleased and you've reason to revel if your Reputation increased by one level!
4
What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?
Too many tankards of sweet, golden grog will first make you queasy, then sick as a dog…
4
It's A Pirates Life For Me
The Voyage is done; a chest of old now safe with those who hoard their gold!
3
Handbrake Turn
To swiftly avoid a great danger you're dreading, steer hard and drop anchor to alter your heading!
4
First slice
Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
3
Holy Inquisition
Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
1
Marksman Novice
Kill 10 players with an assault rifle and/or a sniper rifle from over 100 meters away.
6
Survive the Internet: Stick Pic
Select the image of the animal that lives the "life of a twig eater"
1
Tee K.O.: DYE! DYE! DYE!
Use all of your colors in a single drawing that then gets used on a shirt
3
Don't you just hate escort missions?
Successfully complete an escort objective where all 4 NPCs survive.
1
Now that is what I would call a multi-kill!
Kill 7 enemies within a very short time using only your primary weapon.
1
Star Player
Earn four stars across every mission (Kabul, Turkey, and South China Sea – any difficulty).
1