You Should See the Tequila Bottle
You blew up a giant five-headed planarian worm. Are you proud of yourself? That worm probably had a family, you know.
Office Intern
You completed the obligatory training section in Sam & Max's office. It only gets harder from here on out.
Dial M For Murder Hornets
Purge the office of flying devil pests... no, not Max, he can't fly. Usually.
Watch
Watch
Not Entirely Pointless
Complete the Pointy Throwing Thing section of the Voyage of Pain before time runs out. Which you kind of have to do to pass, but we love handing out achievments.
Putting a Lid on Crime
You successfully wielded a trash can lid as a shield. Next season, Sam & Max will fight over the legacy of this trash can lid.
Neutron Neutralizer
Defuse Teddy Tocks's Neutron Scrambler before it does whatever the heck it does.
Act I, Player 0
Complete first traunch of Freelance Police Academy courses. Also, look up "traunch."
Clean Up in Aisle 666
Successfully rid the local Nutrihole of its netherwordly vandals.
Voyage of the DANG!
Earn an A in the Voyage of Pain
Act II - The Actening
Complete the second wave of Freelance Police Academy Courses. Now might be a good time to rehyrdrate.
This Hurt Me More Than It Hurt You
Take Zero Damage in the Voyage of Pain's Tunnel of Sharp Things
Pomp and Aquabears
Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony.
Found Puddle
Found Puddle
Bullets Ain't Cheap, Y'Know
Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage
Helium Hoarder
Grab all the balloons in Voyage of Pain. Why? Because, that's why.
Disco Ninja Aquabear Suit
Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting
Takin' it Queasy
Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf.
From Hell's Spleen
Shoot Cap'n Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.
The Freelance Student has become the Freelance Master
Definitively put an end to the menace of Capn' Aquabear... for now.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud
Taste the Prismatic Projection
Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything.
Spoke to Techie
Spoke to Techie
A Clue? Gesundheit!
Earn an A in Get a Clue
Putting the 'A' in "Asplode"
Earn an A in Bombs Away
Spoke to DJ
Spoke to DJ
VR Maimed the Radio Star
Listen to gags on the car radio until your eardrums bleed/we run out of jokes.
Rat Whacker
Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know.
Shotgun!
Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.
Streak Freak
You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly.
Grandmaster Splash
Earn an A in Sky Patrol
Hoverachiever
Earn an A in the No Fun House
High Anxiety
Collect all balloons and wings in the No Fun House, like some sort of obsessive compulsive hummingbird.
Bunts Are For Losers
You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.
It's Raining Bombs (Hallelujiah?)
Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain.
Sequel Bait, or Just Plain Bait?
Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Capn' Aquabear. You sadist.
Love Machine
Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love
Flint Paper
Flint Paper
Most Valuable Fizzer
Earn an A in Fizzball
The Extra Inch Award
You found all the extra gags in the office. We think.
Nacho Dust Buster
Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.
Whisper Winner
You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply to these skills to many situations, like, um ...
Lumpy Cum Laude
Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds. If you've earned 10, the game is broken.