Invited
You've been cordially invited.
Cheddar Buoy Biscuits
One will keep you afloat, but a basket will surely sink you.
Sweetwater
You have completed the Sweetwater campaign.
Necronomnomicon
Rib stickin' meals for skelly bellies.
Gooliette
Je ne peux pas oublier le Gooliette!
Dragonslayer
You slay queen!
T'owl Feather
You finally found the T'owl you were looking for.
Bookwyrm
With a little ketchup, there's no book you won't devour.
Run Home
You have completed the Run Home campaign.
Smashed Record
It's more of a lightly scratched record actually.
Resurrector
You've brought Brevik back from beyond the brink in the buff!
Ace Captain
The divot you leave in the captain's chair is unfillable by any other rear.
Pumpkin Pail
You've survived enough tricks to earn a treat!
Evil Eye
The pendant is a ward against Samhain's witchcraft.
Spoiler Alert
Why do you seek spoilers of your own story?
Cold Brew
Simply the best way to brew beans.
Second Gumming
Let's hope that was the last gumming...
Quantum Power
You're powered by the RNG of the universe!
Blue Milk
You've replaced your blood with blue milk and somehow managed to survive.
Chimosine
Good luck getting rid of this cat now!
Samhain
You accepted the challenge, fought and never lost.
Gladiator
You are the master of the arena.
Sage
The crown in your mind has restored the way to the Will.
Party Leaver
You're more of a party-leaver than a partygoer.
Lycanthropy
Better start shopping for razors in the bulk aisle.
Ring Runner
The Rings are conentric superhighways that circumscribe the universe. Those who venture the stratums between them are known as Ring Runners.
The Goo'ed Life
You got hitched to the goo.
Vampirism
Anyone got any otter blood?
Head Engineer
The Steam Workship is yours!
Kaiju
You took the thunder lizard by the horns and drove it out of town.
Binary Division
You split a rock in half down to an molecule.
Deco Quest
The mystery of the Halloween prankster has been solved.
Bringin' Down the House
The frat boys are gonna need a new roof.
Krampus
You've un-Kramp-efied the holiday season!
Corn Cannon
Finally, a good use for candy corn.
Slam Page
King of the monsters.
Witch Coven
You've signed your name into the ledger.
Armored Glove
The high score is now in your iron grip!
Ring Runner Arcade
Hope an alien race wasn't watching your leet skills...
Halloween Machine
Fear-powered!
Asteroid Ace
You ain't afraid of no rocks.
Crate Master
Wooden boxes tremble in your presence.
Top Ten
You're initial top charts!
Bean Counter
It'll be a dark day when you're fooled by a jar of jelly beans.
Backup
Save this run to your highlight reel!
Duril
Not a single molecule of duril escaped your mote-toter!
Endless Run
There's no end to this run, but you've gone far enough to warrant reward.
The Tower
You have overcome The Wizard's trial and bested him atop his tower.
Skate White
You can drop in and smack the lip with the best of them.
Perfect!
Flawless victory...
Key of Freedom
Freedom is relying on those you trust.
Great Betrayer
In a room full of demons, you're the bad guy.
Vigilante
You're not the justice we need, but you are the justice we deserve.
Killing Machine
You don't need no bots to know how to rock!
Number 1
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? #1 without retries!
Supa Lupa
You've made your friend Lupa more supa!
Shinoobi
You're the master of all noobies.
Kooky Cookies
Those were the kookiest cookies you ever cooked.
Sweetwater Taffy
How many times must you cleanse the spring of Sweetwater?
Survivalist
You've battled back the corruption of the world to its origin and returned unscathed.
Anubis
Who will shepherd souls when the guardians of the dead lay strewn in the sand?
Barrely Victorious
You were barrely victorious!
Redeemer
No one is ever beyond redemption.
Self-Destruct Mutton
You've always got one finger on the mutton.
Majority Owner
Because most of the gold is just not enough.