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Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
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1994
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is an adult-oriented "romantic comedy" visual novel/dating sim developed by United Pixtures and published by Kirin Entertainment for the 3DO Interactive Multiplayer. Although the game did have a Microsoft Windows version, it had very limited distribution and was published by United Pixtures itself. The game stars Edward J. Foster and Jeanne Basone as John and Jane, respectively; two people who are being pressured by their respective parents to go out and find a spouse. The player's task is to get John and Jane together. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties received overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics for its lackluster production value, nonsensical storyline, poor acting and humor, and for primarily being presented as a slideshow despite being advertised as a full motion video game. The game is considered one of the worst video games of all time. At E3 2021, a re-release of the game for Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Windows, and Xbox Series X/S was announced by Limited Run Games.
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Brian McGuinness (@laughatbrian)
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Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
This is honestly a hard game to review on a purely game sense. It's complete garbage. It's less than one star, but because of how weird and trainwreck-like it is, it's worth playing. They even give a video before you start playing that explains why they did this. They know it's the worst game ever made. They know it's stupid. They know nobody likes it, but they explain that even bad games like this need to be preserved. We shouldn't just preserve the best games ever, all of them should be and the fact that they remastered this is even funnier. It's the dumbest thing I've ever played. There are branching paths in this game that give you different endings, which I'm shocked at so I'll probably go back and do it again just for pure curiosity. I didn't know what it was like as far as the gameplay. You basically push X 10 times in the game. That's all you do. You don't do anything else. It's all still images with terrible voice over talking over it and horrible acting. I don't know what I just played. It is so dumb. So, so dumb, but I'm glad I did.
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