JW Arkitektkontor Employee of the Month
Awarded for excellence within the field of charting.
Herzmuller’s Computing Prize
Awarded for significant usage of computational devices.
Entomologist of the Year
Awarded for remarkable contributions in mapping the taxonomy of bugs.
S.C. Bolt’s Genius Award
Awarded for great achievements in the field of solving number related riddles.
Strigiformes Award for Best Listener
Awarded for striking enthusiasm for stories and fables.
Simogo Consumer of the Year Award
Awarded for exceptional collections of polystyrene.
Euterpe Prize of the Year
Awarded for notable contributions in spreading the gift of music.
Super Gamer of the Month
Awarded for significant passion for game collecting.
Miss Knowledgeable of the Year
Awarded for correctly answering all brothers’ questions, all while retaining grace and femininity.
Tropaeum Ex Fraternitate Oculi
Awarded to the righteous who seek knowledge beyond human comprehension.
Tail Wagging Society Prize
Awarded for showing remarkable care for our canine friends.
The Black Arts Coffee Club Member of the Month
Awarded for plentiful use of our services.
Totte Ahla Sanningén Prize
Awarded for endeavors in revealing conditions that the public was previously unaware of.
Nobelle Prize in Anthropology or Sociology
Awarded for outstanding communication with friends and family.
Coat Rack Connoisseur of the Year Award (Honorable Mention)
Awarded for outstanding devotion within the field of discarding personal overwear.
The True American Award
Awarded for outstanding belief in The American Dream.
Ilona Zevon & Milton Foley Grand Prize
Awarded for commendable comradery and masterful navigation of relationships.
Cutter of the Week
Awarded for great perseverance and proficiency within the field of division.
Augenwaldburg Race Winner
Awarded to the winner of the yearly running race at Augenwaldburg.
Theseus Award
Awarded for exemplary dexterity and skillful traversal of mazes.