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Coffee Crisis
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Achievements
Coffee forgin’
Complete stage 1
27.9%
0
Enemy Abductor
Defeat 25 enemies
22.8%
0
You've Done this Before
Earn an extra life from high score
21.2%
0
Alien Anihilator
Defeat 25 aliens
18.1%
0
You Can Probe me Any Time
Defeat Big Blue Alien boss in stage 8
17.1%
0
Straight Outta the Street
Complete stage 2
16.7%
0
Coffee Chugger
Complete mini-game
16.1%
0
Straight Outta' the Park
Defeat bouncers in stage 3
15.1%
0
Strike Out
Complete stage 3
14.9%
0
I'm the Boss Now
Beat a boss with max health
12.9%
0
Extra Cheese
Activate a level password
10.9%
0
Riverside Savage
Complete stage 4
8.9%
0
Caffeine Addict
Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up
8.8%
0
Guitar Shredding
Use a Guitar weapon
8.2%
0
Country Punchkin
Complete stage 5/defeat Skinny Chestknee
8.2%
0
Payback
Use a Grey Alien Arm weapon
7.5%
0
I am Alien Chow
Lose 25 lives
7.4%
0
Destructive Vandal
Destroy one of each type of breakable object
7.0%
0
Rocking the Metal Jesus
Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks
6.5%
0
AI Destroyer
Defeat robot boss in stage 6
6.2%
0
Industrial Sabotage
Complete stage 6
6.2%
0
Trippin' It up
Complete stage 7
5.8%
0
Livin' it up
Collect 25 lives
5.0%
0
Martian Maniacs
Complete stage 8
4.9%
0
Search Your Feelings
Complete stage 9/defeat Darth B.
4.9%
0
Effing Overlord
Complete stage 10/defeat Overlord
4.9%
0
The Smell of Cheaters in the Morning
Activate a cheat code
4.4%
0
Iron Savior
Complete game with Nick
4.4%
0
Jared the Mayonaise
Kill 25 Mayo enemies
4.3%
0
Attackinator
Collect 25 extra attack powerups
4.3%
0
I'm Invincible!
Collect 25 invincibility powerups
4.3%
0
Repent, Sinner!
Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin
4.1%
0
Galactic Savior
Complete Stage 14-2/defeat Harvester
3.9%
0
AI Destroyer Mark II
Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again
3.9%
0
Straight Outta the Street Act 2
Complete Stage 11
3.9%
0
Head Banging
Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss
3.8%
0
Cog in the Machine
Complete Stage 12
3.8%
0
Groupie Playa
Complete Stage 13
3.8%
0
Mosh Pit
Complete Stage 14
3.8%
0
Barista Brawler
Complete game with Ashley
3.5%
0
Lurker
Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight
3.4%
0
Making the Dream Work
Complete game in co-op mode
3.4%
0
Smurglian Scout
Complete the game thrice
3.3%
0
BR00TAL
Complete game on Metal difficulty
3.2%
0
Speed Metal
Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes
3.1%
0
Metal Master
Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes
3.1%
0
ÜBER BR00TAL
Complete game on Death Metal difficulty
3.0%
0
Overachiever
Achievement awarded to achievers who achieve all of the achievements
3.0%
0