It Begins
Get your first star rating.
S***t Just Got Real
Complete the tutorial.
Biscuit Buddies
Fiddle around with the settings.
Spikes... Spikes Spikes Spikes Spikes
Shots... Shots Shots Shots Shots - die on spikes five times in a row
Two Birds With One Stone
Kill two enemies with one shuriken
Ugh! Let Me Play!
Skip a cutscene.
Double Tap
Press restart before the timer has even begun
If It Ain't Hurtin', It Ain't Workin'
Die over 50 times
Real Power - Forest
Finish the first world
BWAAAAAAAAGH!
Go into the light.
Out of Ammo
FUUUUUUUUUU-
Finish a level with 0.03 or less from your next star rating (or 3 star the entire game)
Block Party
Drop a falling block on an enemy's head
Real Power - Canyon
Finish the second world
Is It A Game, Though?
Wander around a level for its duration without murdering anything.
Try and Try Again...
Restart over 500 times.
ICE to see you! ...ICE! Ahahaha
Make an icicle fall on an enemy's head
Still Alive
Spend 5 seconds or more without touching the ground
Real Power - Ice
Finish the third world
DON'T LOOK AT ME
Toggle off the leaderboards OUT OF SHAME
Real Power - Deathcube
Finish the fourth world
Real Ultimate Power - Forest
Finish the first world with a 3 star rating
Real Power - Bonus
Finish the fifth world
10 Second Ninja
Finish every world.
Real Ultimate Power - Canyon
Finish the second world with a 3 star rating
Real Ultimate Power - Ice
Finish the third world with a 3 star rating
Real Ultimate Power - Deathcube
Finish the fourth world with a 3 star rating
Real Ultimate Power - Bonus
Finish the fifth world with a 3 star rating
10 Second Legend
Finish every world with 3 stars.
Completionist